Ten Thoughts To Ponder
For The Coming Year.
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On Wed, 1 Feb 2006 13:59:34 EST, Mom said:
Ten Thoughts To Ponder For The Coming Year.
Number 10
Life is sexually transmitted.
Number 9
Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
Number 8
Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection,
make him a sandwich.
Number 7
Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use the
Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.
Number 6
Some people are like a Slinky.....not really good for anything, but you still
can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.
Number 5
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday,lying in hospitals dying of
nothing.
Number 4
All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to
criticism.
Number 3
Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars And a substantial
tax cut saves you thirty cents?
Number 2
In the 60s, people took acid to make the world weird. Now The world is
weird and People take Prozac to make it normal.
THE NUMBER 1 THOUGHT FOR 2006:
We know exactly where one cow with Mad-cow-disease is located among the
millions and millions of cows in America but we haven't got a clue as to
where thousands of Illegal immigrants and terrorists are located. Maybe
we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of immigration.
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Call me at 1-360-807-3122
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