Humor in Foreign Languages

This is wonderful... too many good ones to pick a favorite,
although the second from last is pretty great.

The following were the winners of a New York magazine contest
in which contestants were to take a well-known expression in
a foreign language, change a single letter, and provide a
definition for the new expression.

HARLEZ-VOUS FRANCAIS

Can you drive a French motorcycle?

IDIOS AMIGOS

We're wild and crazy guys!

VENI, VIPI, VICI

I came, I'm a very important person, I conquered.

COGITO EGGO SUM

I think; therefore I waffle.

RIGOR MORRIS

The cat is dead.

RESPONDEZ S'IL VOUS PLAID

Honk if you're Scottish.

QUE SERA SERF

Life is feudal.

LE ROI EST MORT. JIVE LE ROI

The king is dead. No kidding.

POSH MORTEM

Death styles of the rich and famous.

PRO BOZO PUBLICO

Support your local clown (or politician, your call)

MONAGE A TROIS

I am three years old.

FELIX NAVIDAD

Our cat has a boat.

HASTE CUISINE

Fast French food.

VENI, VIDI, VICE

I came, I saw, I partied.

QUIP PRO QUO

Fast retort.

ALOHA OY

Love; greetings; farewell; from such a pain you
would never know

MAZEL TON

Tons of luck

VISA LA FRANCE

Don't leave your chateau without it.

AMICUS PURIAE

Platonic friend.

L'ETAT, C'EST MOO

I'm bossy around here.

COGITO, ERGO SPUD

I think, therefore I Yam. (OK, more than one letter.)

VENI, VIDI, VELCRO

I came, I saw, I stuck around. (OK, another exception)

ZITGEIST

The Clearasil doesn't quite cover it up.

NOMO ARIGATO

No thanks to you.

I Teach Wood Floors ( Online and Offline)

The Art of Pricing a T1 Line

More of Mom's Cookies

Deseatful
Flying Turtle
Heavenly
Learning
Missing Dollar
Noah
Prayers
Right Questions
Robbery
Trees
Perks of being over 40
Humor in Foreign Languages

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