Political Philosophies Explained in Simple "Two Cow" Terms

Political Philosophies Explained
in Simple "Two Cow" Terms

Political Philosophies Explained
in Simple "Two Cow" Terms

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Socialism:

You have two cows. You keep one and
give one to your neighbor.

Communism:

You have two cows. The government takes
them both and provides you with milk.

Fascism:

You have two cows. The government takes
them and sells you the milk.

Bureaucracy:

You have two cows. The government takes
them both, shoots one, milks the other, pays
you for the milk, and then pours it down the drain.

Capitalism:

You have two cows.
You sell one and buy a bull.

Corporate:

You have two cows. You sell one,
force the other to produce the milk of
four cows and then act surprised when
it drops dead.

Democracy:

You have two cows. The government taxes
you to the point that you must sell them both
in order to support a man in a foreign country
who has only one cow which was a gift
from your government.

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