A man asked his wife what she'd like for her birthday.
"I'd love to be six again," she replied.
On the morning of her birthday, he got her up bright
and early and off they went to a local theme park.
What a day! He put her on every ride in the park:
the Death Slide, the Screaming Loop, the Wall of
Fear-everything there was!
Wow! Five hours later she staggered out of the
theme park, her head reeling and her stomach upside
down. Right to a McDonald's they went, where her
husband ordered a Big Mac for her along with extra
fries and refreshing chocolate shake. Then it was off
to a movie - the latest Star Wars epic, and hot dogs,
popcorn, Pepsi Cola and M&Ms.
What a fabulous adventure!
Finally she wobbled home with her husband and
collapsed into bed. He leaned over and lovingly asked,
"Well, dear, what was it like being six again?"
One eye opened. "You idiot, I meant my dress size."
.............
The moral of this story is: If a woman speaks and a
man is there to hear her, he will get it wrong anyway
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